Here goes something. A palpable something. Calling in the New Year to come screw me happily with its charm, panache and evil ways. Not this time though. Enough is enough. I flick you with my pretty blue manicure with the utmost humility of a human who wants to break the cycle of mediocre confidence. After all, my modesty is impaired. I will show the world quite literally that I am something. A palpable something.